Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Police were called out today to the scene of a violent duck attack. Those responsible for such a vicious crime have not yet been captured but two suspects have been identified.
The first one is described as male, short, red headed, fluffy tailed, said to be an evil genius and quite the ladies man. The second one is described as female, blond, strangely proportioned, and draws people in by pretending to be friendly but also a bit "slow."
If u see these two in your area you are to hide your stuffed animals and contact the authorities immediately.