Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Class is in session
Good morning class. My name is Professor Mr. Flashy Pants, or Professor the Pants, whichever you prefer. I have brought my trusty globe with me today for our lesson plan. As you can see here on the globe is a country called Australia. This is where I have decided my dad and I are going to go to get away from all of the crazy people we are forced to live with. In this Australia we will finally be able to spend the rest of our days together taking naps, eating biscuits, and going for walks. It is going to be amazing. Oh, and it will also be re-named soon to "Flash and Dad land." We're just waiting for the papers to go through. Now the reason I'm showing you where this place is located is not so you can come and visit us (Mom!) it's so that you can see that it is completely surrounded by water. This makes it completely impenetrable since swimming is very dangerous and you will most surely die if you attempt it. Dad however is very smart and will find a way to get us there safely and we will live there forever having good times and not being bothered by anyone. Now, I will not tell you lies and say words of missing you, or that we will see each other again. This is not meant to be. However, I am willing to send back postcards of us having said good times so that you can see that we are well. Okay that was all I wanted to say. Class is dismissed.