Monday, November 15, 2010

Trying to forgo your responsibilities I see...

Dear Mom,

We would like to inform you that your sub-par work performance has not gone unnoticed. Rest assured we are well aware of your slacker ways. You continue to disregard your duties as official blog typist leaving us no choice but to present you with the official stink eye:

(Flash gives you the stink eye)

For a long time now we have asked you to resume your job of typing up our blog entries so that we may share with others our words of wisdom, but you have paid us no heed. Your explanations of having "too much work on your hands," or being "too busy" are just not good enough. What could be more important than typing up our stories and taking pictures of us all day long? Nothing! Nothing is more important! We are very disappointed and hope that this final written warning will serve as enough incentive to finally pay us the attention we deserve. If, however, we have to bring this matter up again we are afraid that we will be forced to take drastic measures. That's right. The Rosie grumpy jowl face:

(Rosie giving the "grumpy jowl face")

We're sorry it had to come to this, but you left us no choice. Especially since our only other option as typist would be Dad and he is kinda slow on the keyboard for someone with opposable thumbs (sorry Dad! Kiss, kiss). But let us put this behind us now and move on to a future full of regular blogging and many flattering pictures.

(a.ka. Alven, Dottie, Flash, Maria and Rosie)


  1. I'm oh-so-familiar with the spaniel grumpy jowl face and the dachshund stink eye. Forces to be reckoned with, I tell you!

  2. FLASH... that is the bestest stink eye I have seen in about 87 months!! Lay it on her bud.

  3. with those two on the management board, i am not sure you will get much relief. At least Dottie, Maria and Alven can be bribed with treats.

    Good luck!

    Aunt Nati

  4. Love you guys!