Hmmm…perchance Dottie has a future in the circus.
I don’t think she’ll work for peanuts though. She would probably prefer hot dogs, or her new favorite summer treat, watermelon! Maybe we can get her to make a little video like the skateboarding bulldog and become overnight sensations and I will retire and become her touring manager!
Or maybe not so much...
Oh well. She would probably just become a huge diva and then get a ghost writer to write a tell-all book about how she had a damaged puppyhood because she never knew her real mother and I never gave her enough treats.