Today I came home for lunch and on my way back decided to take Alven with me. The girls at work have never met The Alvenator and it was a nice chance for them to meet him before we leave. They hear so many Alven stories that they were excited to finally get to see him in person. What I didn't count on was that Alven was going to decide to become my new supervisor.
Do you mind? I'm kinda busy right now. I have a conference call in five minutes and I still have to send these emails!
Mom, where that's file I asked for 15 mins ago? Goodness, do I have to do everything myself?
Why are the files out of order?
People stick to the filing system! We have it for a reason.
Listen, Mom I'm going to need to set up some kind of one-on-one meeting with you to review your recent work performance. I'll be honest; it's not looking good.