Private time

Hey Mom. How you doing? Good? That's nice. Umm...I don't know if you know this, but I'm currently partaking of my "private time." During this time I like to decompress, rest my good looks, give my ears a chance to re-fluff and basically just have some "me" time. Not, that I don't understand how my sexyness would make you want to constantly take pictures of me, but sometimes a pup just needs a moment to himself. So...maybe we can do this another time? Great. I knew you would understand. Kiss, kiss.

Okay, seriously Mom, you have to go. Now I know how the super models feel....