Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Every fashionista knows it's important to match her environment
Mom, please stop pulling me and making me walk next to you. Don't you see that if I stand in this exact spot I will match those nice flowers? If you aren't going to let me eat them then at least let me stand here so they can bring out the pink of my tongue and polka-dot collar. This will also attract other doggies because they will see how cute I look and want to come over and be my friend. Then we will become the bestest of best friends and do sniffing and playing together. So why don't you go stand over there so that you don't block me from view.
Huh? What do you mean my future best friends and I are color blind making this attempt useless? Pfft! You're just jealous.