Monday, February 1, 2010

Stuffed animal killers. Dottie and Alven Exposed!


Don't they look innocent and sweet? Gently resting on their favorite doggy bed and blanket. A touching scene of two friends sharing a quiet moment of repose. Unfortunately, it's all a lie!!!!

These two innocent faced pups hide a deep, dark secret! They are stuffed animal killers! We have compiled a series of photos that are so gruesome, so ferocious, that some of you may have to look away! Finally, we reveal the dark side of a very serious squeaky toy obsession.
Their names were Mr. Squirrel and Mr. Bunny. Their crime? Being fuzzy and squeaky. But that isn't where it ends. Their latest victim? A fellow dachshund!

Mr. Dachshund Nooddle is currently requesting admittance into the witness protection program. Our prayers are with him and the remainder of his stuffing.


4 comments:

  1. uh oh, looks like another case to be exposed by The Smoking Tail!

    hugs,
    b

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  2. Well now that you guys have been exposed, we will come clean too!! We're stuffed animal killers!!!
    Love Ruby & Penny

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  3. You guys really need to try the stuffed piggy variety, wonderful texture and goes down smoo....this is not a confession! I don't have a problem!!

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  4. I think we need to call in one of the CIS teams to review this case.


    Dad

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