Thursday, December 10, 2009
Cold Weather = Sweaters = Ridicule
Lately it has been getting colder and wetter here. This means that my mom is now forcing us to wear our sweaters more often. This also means that Dottie is forever making fun of me. She says I look like a stuffed furry carrot.
Hey, I thought this was supposed to be the sunshine state! Where is all the sun? I should not have to put up with this kind of weather which leads to mockery and jesting at my expense. Sure I like a humorous witticism as much as the next dog, but not when it's directed at me!
As such I would like to place a ban on cold weather, rain, sweaters and making fun of dogs named Alven.
This law will be strictly enforced and non-compliance will lead to severe consequences. I don't know what those consequences are as of yet, but they will be severe. Be afraid. You hear that Dottie?!?! Be afraid.