You didn't leave all this nice toasty laundry on the bed for me to snuggle up in???
But you were gone for like five seconds. Surely that constitutes abandonment of property and therefore I am within my rights to take over and convert it into my new bed.
That's not how it works?
Well then I just don't understand you woman!
Flash's Tip of the Day:
People are impossible to understand sometimes. You must try and cope with their strange behavior as best you can. Patience is key.