Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Lizards...If I stalk them they will come.

About a month ago I made the most amazing of all discoveries: there are lizards all over the doggy park! I know this because one time when I was hanging out by the fence doing a bit of relaxing I saw one and, using my ninja reflexes, was able to capture it! It was a really great moment for me. Well, ever since that day I spend a big part of my time at the doggy park stalking the fence waiting for the next big lizard ambush. They're onto me and use all their evasive maneuvers in order to stay out of my reach. What they don't know is that I have all the time in the world, or at least until my mom drags me away because it's time to go home. Everyone at the park has noticed my determination and are adequately impressed with my hunting skills. They might be laughing and pointing, but that's just the way they express envy. Here are some pictures of my advanced hunter skills. I'm sure any day now I will be posting pictures of my success.

Alven's Tip Of The Day:
Any day now lizard. Any day now!

1 comment:

  1. Dont lose heart Cousin Alven, you will get those stinking lizards. I always protect my family from squirrels, they are viscous you know. Make sure you scare them real good, or they are liable to come back again. Good luck on your quest!

    Cousin Maria