
However, the worst part was yet to come. After my tail was all set he checked my ears and saw I had a bit of wax build up that was hardening in one of them. I don't know what the big deal is all about since once you're able to get it out you have a nice natural snack. Anyway, the doctor then proceeded to do something so humiliating, so embarrassing, I will never forgive him! He took a liquid and sprayed it in my ear. Now, that's not the part that robbed me of all my dignity. No, the worst part is that it was berry scented! Can you believe that!?!?! Not that I have anything against berries per say. Quite the opposite. I find them tasty and delicious, but that doesn't mean I want my head to smell like a giant berry. I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? Where on my collar does it say that my name is Chiquita Banana? At least she had an excuse for why her head smelled like she had a fruit salad up there. Because she did! I have no portable snack tray a-top my head so I don't appreciate smelling as if I did. It's just undignified is what it is. Jeez, in the wild I would be killed for this. Why not make the spray smelly garbage scented? At least that way I can hold on to some shred of self-respect in this life.
Flash's Tip of the Day:
Berry in the mouth? Yes, please.
Berry in the ear? I'll kill you!
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